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2.57sLois, I am gonna grow a mustache.
2.6sThen I'll have it made, like the Monopoly guy.
2.37sExcept when he goes directly to jail.
5.57sMAN: I wish I could tell you that the Monopoly guy fought the good fight, and the sisters let him be.
4.77sI wish I could tell you that, but prison is no fairytale world.
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3.74sHey, Rupert, what if the refrigerator was a monster that talked like this?
1.83s(IN GRUFF VOICE) I am a monster.
1.77sI am going to bite your fingers.
2.87sHere I come. I'm going to get you.
1.83sAh! I don't want to play anymore. Normal voice, normal voice.
2.8sThe refrigerator can't hurt me. Okay?
2.27sOh, my God, Dad! What's on your face?
1.83sMeg, it goes by many names.
4.37sSoup Strainer, Lip Whiskers, and, until recently, Giant Horse Vagina,
1.77sbut I prefer the term mustache.
2.1sOh! I think it's sexy.
2.1sI think it's gay. It's not gay, Brian.
2.27sIf I'm gay, then Freddie Mercury was gay.
1.9sFreddie Mercury, the lead singer of Queen?
1.13sHe was incredibly gay.