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2.8sand you have to forward it to all your friends with the message,
2.67s"Oh, my God, look what I just found online!
2.03s"Isn't this the funniest thing you've ever seen?"
1.03s- So, is it a bet?
- Yeah, fine.
1.03s- Kiss on it? Oh!
- What?
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1.23sWow, Dad, you're up early.
0.87sYep, it's a mustache kind of morning, Chris.
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3.37sI watched the sun rise in my jeans, jean shirt and jean jacket.
2.7sGosh, mustache culture is pretty cool.
3.34sYou betcha, son. I'm gonna make you some hash browns for breakfast,
3.27sand then later I'm gonna take you down to the whorehouse to lose your virginity.
1.53s- Would you like that?
- Would I?
3.24sWow, that's a way better present than that buff hamster you got me last Christmas.
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3.57sDad, all it's done is run on that wheel for the past three weeks.