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2.27sOh, my God, Dad! What's on your face?
1.83sMeg, it goes by many names.
4.37sSoup Strainer, Lip Whiskers, and, until recently, Giant Horse Vagina,
1.77sbut I prefer the term mustache.
2.1sOh! I think it's sexy.
2.1sI think it's gay. It's not gay, Brian.
2.27sIf I'm gay, then Freddie Mercury was gay.
1.9sFreddie Mercury, the lead singer of Queen?
1.13sHe was incredibly gay.
1.8sHe was not. He had a mustache,
1.87swhich is practically like a wedding ring.
3.74sI imagine you're gonna be much more of a stern father now that you have a mustache.
2.6sWell, Chris, there may be more lap sitting than there's been,
2.43sand I might answer most of your questions with a story,
4.8sbut mostly, my mustache tells people that there is a 90% chance that I am poorly educated,
2.94sthat I keep upscale porn magazines out in the open,