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1.23sBoy, you know, I've always wanted to come in here,
2.17sand now that I got a mustache, the timing feels right.
1.73sWow, all this stuff looks pretty good.
1.57sCan we get some salami and...
1.53sBrian, Brian, let me handle this.
5.04s(SPEAKING GIBBERISH) (SPEAKING ITALIAN) Peter, what are you doing? Speaking Italian.
5.17s(SPEAKING GIBBERISH) Peter, you can't speak Italian just because you have a mustache.
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2.8sHi there. Is this the Quahog Mustache Society?
3sYes, it is. What's the secret password?
1.9sMustache. All right. Come on in.
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1.43sGood afternoon, mustache wearers.
1.63sDon't forget to help yourself to the buffet.
3.04sThere's spaghetti and meatballs, powdered donuts and bubblegum.
0.93sPoint of mustache.
1.63sThe chair recognizes your mustache.
2.23sHave we discussed what to send Wilford Brimley next month,
2.43sas it is the 70th birthday of his mustache?