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3.54sWe have a new product in our mustache catalog that makes a great stocking stuffer.
1.73sWe call it the Must-Stash.
2.54sThe slogan is, "You must stash "your Must-Stash in the mustache."
1sThat'll be all for today.
1.13sGood mustache. ALL: Good mustache.
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3.24sAll right, dog, here we go. Prepare to lose a bet,
4.1s'cause I'm about to become the most popular boy in school.
2.4sExcuse me, pardon me, are you the cool children?
1.6sYeah. Who are you?
1.7sMy name is Zac Sawyer.
4.77sI just transferred here from Rich Expensive Car-Driving Sex-Having High School.
2.17sWhoa! That sounds awesome.
1.83sNo, it's lame. Everything's lame.
3.17sWow, if he says one more cool thing, he's in.
4.24sI wear long sleeve shirts under short sleeve shirts under long sleeve shirts.
1.03sWow! Oh, my God!
1.47sOh, my God, you're so cool! You're so awesome!
2.04sYou've checkmated my teenage cynicism!
1.2sExcellent.
3.17sI'm a bigger hit with the kids than Will Smith and his nice clean rap.