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3.22sThis gentleman here can write better fortunes...
1.67sthan all of you put together.
0.52sShow them.
1.27sOkay. Let's see.
4.24sUh, the price of stamps will climb ever higher.
2.25sOh! Very profound.
2.45sGak! He's-- He's like a young me!
0.52sPlease. Yung Mee was a hack compared to this guy!
3.49sYou're hired.
3.87sLet's see. You will invent a humorous toilet lid.
2.67sYou will find true love on Flag Day.
2.15sYour store is being robbed, Apu.
2.09sAre you getting all this, Lisa?
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2.12sI don't know.
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2.89s"You are a real winner." Phew!
3.3sThat fortune really nailed me and my winning ways.
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3.27s"You will take a short sea voyage."
2.37sArr! I'll enjoy that.
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4.74sFourteen dollars and 10, 11, 12 cents. There you go.