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3.04sShoop! It's terrible!
4.64sGah! What am I doing here? I should be in New York writing riddles on Popsicle sticks!
1.9sThen I'd be making a difference.
1.92sOh, they ruined my best fortune.
2.2sI wrote, "Let a frown be your umbrella."
1.93sThey change it to "smile."
2.74sA frown is a much better umbrella than a smile!
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3.22sThis gentleman here can write better fortunes...
1.67sthan all of you put together.
0.52sShow them.
1.27sOkay. Let's see.
4.24sUh, the price of stamps will climb ever higher.
2.25sOh! Very profound.
2.45sGak! He's-- He's like a young me!
0.52sPlease. Yung Mee was a hack compared to this guy!
3.49sYou're hired.
3.87sLet's see. You will invent a humorous toilet lid.
2.67sYou will find true love on Flag Day.
2.15sYour store is being robbed, Apu.
2.09sAre you getting all this, Lisa?
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0.97s
2.12sI don't know.
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