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2.94sWell, I knew that before I came in here.
2.44sA guy outside told me that.
3.07s"Every house has a bathroom."
2.32sOh, these fortunes are terrible!
3.05sIs there a problem? These fortunes are terrible.
5.04sThey're supposed to predict stuff and ease you through times of doubt and sickness.
4.64sWell, with all due respect, sir, I suppose you could come up with better fortune?
0.48sHuh. Easy.
2.64sWell?
3.12sYou will be aroused by a shampoo commercial.
3.09sThat's not bad. Come with me.
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3.04sShoop! It's terrible!
4.64sGah! What am I doing here? I should be in New York writing riddles on Popsicle sticks!
1.9sThen I'd be making a difference.
1.92sOh, they ruined my best fortune.
2.2sI wrote, "Let a frown be your umbrella."