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1.93sby hurting an animal?
2sNo!
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1.7sFortune cookies!
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2.35sAh. And now to read my fortune.
2.37s"Geese can be troublesome."
2.43sWhat the hell is that supposed to mean?
3.44sOh, fortune means geese cause problems.
2.94sWell, I knew that before I came in here.
2.44sA guy outside told me that.
3.07s"Every house has a bathroom."
2.32sOh, these fortunes are terrible!
3.05sIs there a problem? These fortunes are terrible.
5.04sThey're supposed to predict stuff and ease you through times of doubt and sickness.
4.64sWell, with all due respect, sir, I suppose you could come up with better fortune?
0.48sHuh. Easy.
2.64sWell?
3.12sYou will be aroused by a shampoo commercial.
3.09sThat's not bad. Come with me.
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