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4.22sOn a serious note, two local residents have been missing for the last 20 minutes.
2.54sWe take you now live to Barney's Bowlorama...
3sand the last man who saw them, C. Montgomery Burns.
3.72sI don't understand. She was my young, sexy fiancée.
2.23sHe was my sexually virile best friend.
3.1sAnd they just drove off in my Bugatti Sexarosa.
2sHow could this ever have happened?
2.04sWell, according to our audience insta-poll,
2.57s46% say you're too old...
2.67sand 37% say she's a skank.
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2.72sAlmost there.
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3.54sWow. Who do you have to kill to get a place like this?
2.27sI think his name was Gustafson.
1.92sOw!
2.64sOh! Let me guess.
3.54sNow you're gonna start working him over with the brass knuckles.
2.2sYou are so predictable.
2.12sYou know what would be surprising? A foot massage.