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3sand the last man who saw them, C. Montgomery Burns.
3.72sI don't understand. She was my young, sexy fiancée.
2.23sHe was my sexually virile best friend.
3.1sAnd they just drove off in my Bugatti Sexarosa.
2sHow could this ever have happened?
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