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0.48sHuh. Easy.
2.64sWell?
3.12sYou will be aroused by a shampoo commercial.
3.09sThat's not bad. Come with me.
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3.04sShoop! It's terrible!
4.64sGah! What am I doing here? I should be in New York writing riddles on Popsicle sticks!
1.9sThen I'd be making a difference.
1.92sOh, they ruined my best fortune.
2.2sI wrote, "Let a frown be your umbrella."
1.93sThey change it to "smile."
2.74sA frown is a much better umbrella than a smile!
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3.22sThis gentleman here can write better fortunes...
1.67sthan all of you put together.
0.52sShow them.
1.27sOkay. Let's see.
4.24sUh, the price of stamps will climb ever higher.
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