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2.34sJumpin' Joe and golly jeeper
2.13sI got one gigantic peeper
2.34sSassafras and banana oil
2.5sI'm a beautiful purple-haired goil
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0.8s(SIGHS)
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1s(EXCLAIMING)
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2.49sWatch it!
2.62sOh, it's just that I love Leela something awful.
5sDo you think a space-age dame like her would ever marry a two-bit low-life delivery boy like me,
3.34sand also I have bad posture and severe financial problems?
1.57sHave you tried getting her pregnant?
2.2sGosh, yes, I've tried and tried,
2.33sbut so far I only got Amy pregnant.
1.69sYou know what your problem is?
1.85sToo much smoke in your face.
3.12s(COUGHING) I want to ask Leela to marry me,
3.3sbut I can't afford a diamond ring big enough to express my love.
1.1sThat's for sure,
3.04snot on the measly salary I steal from you each month.