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2.17sMovietone News, everyone.
2.53sI've discovered a new comet.
3.15sOne side, boys. Let a lady take a gander.
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3.64sHang on, let me just adjust it to your eye level.
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1.55sHoly matrimony.
2.27sThat's one flashy rock.
2.84sIndeed, it's pure diamondium.
5.34sUm, would it be possible to break off a piece and put it in an engagement ring for reasons that are private?
1.15sOh, fuff.
2.67sNothing in the universe can fracture diamondium,
2.87snot even God One and God Two put together.
1.38sBut behold!
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2.79sThe tail is composed of abrasive comet powder,
5.39sand that's just what I need to put a wash-day shine on my new doomsday device.