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3.49sFlying bananas? Ha, ha. I will slice them on my morning fish porridge.
1.93sThis is no time for one of your jokes, Fry.
1.93sI will tell you something that's no joke.
1.47sI will lead the defense fight.
3.29s(LAUGHS) Don't make me laugh. If we fight, we'll surely be destroyed.
1.35sThen what is our only hope?
2.87sWe must summon Zagtar, defender of space!
1.57sYou forget.
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2.42sZagtar was destroyed by the crystal space devil!
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3sLEELA: The crystal space devil was once my brother Prince Hiroshi.
1.58sI mourn his loss,
2.57sbut what matters now is protecting Earth from that fruit armada.
0.98sI see your mother, the water mutant,
1.47sdidn't raise any fools, Turanga Leela.
1.73sOur only hope is to communicate with the aliens,
1.67sand show them our peaceful intentions.
6.51sPerhaps they speak perfect English, as do we. (LAUGHS) We can't take that chance. We'll need my universal auto-translator.
2.02sThis is my universal auto-translator.
1.82sThat will show them our peaceful intentions.
2.28sThe only question is who should be our spokesman?
1.87sMe, me. Choose Zoidberg.
1.28sZoidberg a diplomat?
2.7sThe list of things I've heard now contains everything.