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1.72sCan I get two eggs, scrambled, on toast?
2.03sSure thing, honey. Adam and Eve on a raft, wreck them!
2.74sI'd like a hotdog with ketchup and some Jell-O, please.
2.14sPaint a bow-wow red and a side of nervous pudding!
2.03sCan I have a well-done burger with lettuce and tomato?
2.14sBurn one, drag it through the garden, pin a rose on it!
1.34sCan I use your bathroom?
1.37sGot a telephone pole heading to the swimming hole.
1.23sSpray it with sunshine!
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2.25s- Psst. Hey, dog.
- What?
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1.45sYou want in?
1.08sYeah.
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5.27sUgh, look at this. She's taped photographs of Virginia Woolf and Katy Perry on the inside cover,
2.64sas if she's some sort of hip hybrid of those two things.
2.62sUgh, yeah, like she could ever write Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?
1.72sBrian, Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?
1.62swas not written by Virginia Woolf.
1.52sYeah, obviously.
2.1sBut, you know, it's pretty much about her.
1.73sIt really isn't, Brian.
3sLet's just get into this, huh?
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2.79s"Dear Diary, got down to 152 today.
1.4s"Think that's a nice weight for me."
1.3sOh, here's another one.
3.17s"Dear Diary, just discovered the music of John Denver.