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3.3sFine, I'll keep it in my bum. There'll be plenty of room.
2.64sThat's my sarcastic way of saying it's not gonna happen.
2.07sGood day, Meg.
1.93sOh, it's gonna happen.
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3.85s(RINGS DOORBELL) Oh, hi, Meg. Hi, Mr. Quagmire.
1.33sWhat can I do for you?
1.8sI was wondering if I could borrow some roofies?
2.33sOh, sure, sure, just a sec.
1.34sRoofies, huh?
1.8sPretty big pill for such a little girl.
2.5sYeah, I know, but I asked someone to do me a favor,
1.57sand they're not too keen on doing it.
1.8sOh, I know what they're for, honey.
1.2sSo, how's school?
1.13sOh, good, thanks.
1.33sStudies going well?
2.77sYeah, yeah, mostly A's and B's so far this semester.
1.97sOh, that's so great.
1.54sSeeing anyone special these days?
1.53sHey, obviously, right?
1.7s(BOTH LAUGHING) Of course, yeah.
1.9sOkay, well, listen, good luck with everything.
1.57sAnd call me if you get arrested.
2.43sI will. Thanks.