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4.74sThe thing is, though, I feel like you're not actually gay.
2.4sWhat? No, I told you, I am.
3sYou don't talk or act gay. I mean, you play football.
1.77sThose jeans cost 20 bucks, tops.
2.1sAnd you only use "hello" as a greeting,
3.24snot as a way to outdo some imaginary antagonist in conversation.
1.17sMeg, please stop.
1.73sI know your heart's in the right place, but...
3.24sActually, it's not. It's a serious medical condition.
2.99s(HEART BEATING) Yeah, that's not supposed to be there,
2.87sso she should probably always wear a hat.
2.5sLook, what if you just waited until college to turn gay?
1.53sEveryone's kind of gay in college.
2.17sMeg, I'm sorry, but you can't fight nature.
2.84sBut, Kent, wouldn't it be so much easier if you were straight?
2.13sI mean, this school is so gay-unfriendly.
1.03sWatch.
2.47sHey, did you hear Neil Goldman is gay?
3.47sReally? Well, I think it's great that he's out at such a young age.
3.02sHey, everyone, Neil Goldman is gay. (ALL CHEERING) Awesome.
1.37sThat rules.
2.6sAw, lucky. But I'm not gay.
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