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2.64sas if she's some sort of hip hybrid of those two things.
2.62sUgh, yeah, like she could ever write Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?
1.72sBrian, Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?
1.62swas not written by Virginia Woolf.
1.52sYeah, obviously.
2.1sBut, you know, it's pretty much about her.
1.73sIt really isn't, Brian.
3sLet's just get into this, huh?
0.92s
2.79s"Dear Diary, got down to 152 today.
1.4s"Think that's a nice weight for me."
1.3sOh, here's another one.
3.17s"Dear Diary, just discovered the music of John Denver.
2.77s"Wow-wee, where's this been?"
1sHey, look at this.
2.17s"Kent is so incredibly sexy.
3s"He said hi to me today, and I almost died.
3.6s"Also, I learned a funny lesson today in my pursuit of Kent,
3.37s"anal bleaching is better left to professionals. LOL."
1.17sBOTH: Oh! Oh! Oh!
1.53sNo, no, no, come on, now, come on.
2.67sJeez, it's just pages and pages of stuff about this Kent guy.
1.17sShe's really obsessed with him.
1.74sWell, obsession's not such a bad thing.
1.82sIt got us the first printing press.
3.65sYou're a whore, Sheila, and I'm gonna make sure everybody knows it!