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3sLet's just get into this, huh?
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2.79s"Dear Diary, got down to 152 today.
1.4s"Think that's a nice weight for me."
1.3sOh, here's another one.
3.17s"Dear Diary, just discovered the music of John Denver.
2.77s"Wow-wee, where's this been?"
1sHey, look at this.
2.17s"Kent is so incredibly sexy.
3s"He said hi to me today, and I almost died.
3.6s"Also, I learned a funny lesson today in my pursuit of Kent,
3.37s"anal bleaching is better left to professionals. LOL."
1.17sBOTH: Oh! Oh! Oh!
1.53sNo, no, no, come on, now, come on.
2.67sJeez, it's just pages and pages of stuff about this Kent guy.
1.17sShe's really obsessed with him.
1.74sWell, obsession's not such a bad thing.
1.82sIt got us the first printing press.
3.65sYou're a whore, Sheila, and I'm gonna make sure everybody knows it!
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