1sHey, look at this.
2.17s"Kent is so incredibly sexy.
3s"He said hi to me today, and I almost died.
3.6s"Also, I learned a funny lesson today in my pursuit of Kent,
3.37s"anal bleaching is better left to professionals. LOL."
1.17sBOTH: Oh! Oh! Oh!
1.53sNo, no, no, come on, now, come on.
2.67sJeez, it's just pages and pages of stuff about this Kent guy.
1.17sShe's really obsessed with him.
1.74sWell, obsession's not such a bad thing.
1.82sIt got us the first printing press.
3.65sYou're a whore, Sheila, and I'm gonna make sure everybody knows it!