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1.56sI just won a bunch of shmeckels.
6sWhy don't we use 25 ofthem to pay slippery stair here for a ride back to the village, and then we'll give the rest ofthe shmeckels to the villagers, huh?
1.52sReally?
1.19sSure, Morty. Yeah.
1.43sYou know, a good adventure needs a good ending.
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1.59sBuckle up!
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3.49sMeeseeks are not born into this world fumbling for meaning,
1.3sJerry!
5.67sWe are created to serve a singular purpose for which we will go to any lengths to fulfill!
2.9sExistence is pain to a Meeseeks, Jerry.
2.76sAnd we will do anything to alleviate that pain.
1.02sJust ask... Aah!
1.7s...what's your name, ma'am?
2.16sS-Samantha. Please, mister!
1.66sGive him what he wants!
3.56sInnocent people are going to die because of me.
2.76sWhy am I so mediocre?
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