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1.47sl-l-l don't know how much -- I don't know what that is.
1.26sIs that a lot? Is it a little?
2.87sThat's exactly how much I spent on my big fake boobies.
1.33sHi, I'm Mr. Booby Buyer.
1.87sI'll buy those boobies for 25 shmeckels.
2.94sIt's a tempting offer, but I'm gonna have to decline.
1.49sRats! What a shame.
2.47sMarty, your adventure's in a spiral.
1.47sFor real, man, time to pull out.
1.43sYou keep heckling my adventure, Rick!
0.97sYou know why?
0.97sUh, because it's lame?
1.09sIt's because you're petty!
4.24sYou know, h-how many times have I had to follow you into some nonsensical bull crap?
1.63sI always roll with the punches, Rick.
1.26sWhy can't you?
1.9sLook, I got to take a leak, and when I come back,
3.03si-if you haven't learned how to lighten up, don't be here!
2.26sIt's become clear -- look at me --
5.57sthat if we concentrate all our efforts on Jerry's fcollcow-thrcough, we will solve this problem.
1.13sI'm Mr. Meeseeks.
1.47sl'm Mr. Meeseeks. Look at me.
3.87sThe only thing that's clear is that choking up is the one true solution.
1.7sLook at me. I'm Mr. Meeseeks.
2.53sI've been trying to help Jerry for two days,
3.13san eternity in Meeseeks time, and nothing's worked.
1.4sI fear the worst.