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2.64s- That's me!
- Well, that's it.
2.7sOne stinkin' letter? Why'd you make us gather round like that?
2.13sI needed my power fix.
2.14sHey, listen to this.
1.73s"Congratulations!
2.94s"Your child, or children, have been selected to appear...
3.8s"in Who's Who Among American Elementary School Students.
2.07s
1.77s"Please submit their names,
3.67salong with $95 for each handsome volume you wish to order."
1.93sOh, I've never been so proud!
1.87s
3.1sYou both deserve a big, big reward!
2.67sMom, they put every kid in America in that book...
1.97sjust so gullible parents will buy it.
3.4s- It's all a big scam.
- Shut up.