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3.87sIt seems the rapacious reptiles have developed a taste for the common pigeon,
3.14salso known as the feathered rat, or gutterbird.
2.94sFor the first time, citizens need not fear harassment...
2.6sby flocks of chattering disease-bags.
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2.44sFor decimating our pigeon population...
2.64sand making Springfield a less oppressive place...
2.6sto while away our worthless lives,
3.65sI present you with this scented candle.
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3.2sYeah! All right!
2.77sWell, I was wrong. The lizards are a godsend.
2.17sBut isn't that a bit shortsighted?
3.4s- What happens when we're overrun by lizards?
- No problem.
3.5sWe simply unleash wave after wave of Chinese needle snakes.
1.85sThey'll wipe out the lizards.
1.57sBut aren't the snakes even worse?
1.62sYes, but we're prepared for that.
2.99sWe've lined up a fabulous type of gorilla that thrives on snake meat.
2.95sThen we're stuck with gorillas! No, that's the beautiful part.