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2.5sand local citizens couldn't be happier.
3.87sIt seems the rapacious reptiles have developed a taste for the common pigeon,
3.14salso known as the feathered rat, or gutterbird.
2.94sFor the first time, citizens need not fear harassment...
2.6sby flocks of chattering disease-bags.
2.44sFor decimating our pigeon population...
2.64sand making Springfield a less oppressive place...
2.6sto while away our worthless lives,
3.65sI present you with this scented candle.
3.2sYeah! All right!
2.77sWell, I was wrong. The lizards are a godsend.
2.17sBut isn't that a bit shortsighted?