Use the timeline below to select up to 20 seconds to watch or share.
2.85sYes. But I was hoping they didn't know that.
0.52s
4.87s
2.7sWell, I hope you're happy, Bart.
4.5sYou have no idea what kind of plague you've unleashed upon this town.
1.62s
5.1sOur top story: The population of parasitic tree lizards has exploded,
2.5sand local citizens couldn't be happier.
3.87sIt seems the rapacious reptiles have developed a taste for the common pigeon,
3.14salso known as the feathered rat, or gutterbird.
2.94sFor the first time, citizens need not fear harassment...
2.6sby flocks of chattering disease-bags.
0.75s
3.99s
2.44sFor decimating our pigeon population...
2.64sand making Springfield a less oppressive place...
2.6sto while away our worthless lives,
3.65sI present you with this scented candle.
0.64s
3.2sYeah! All right!