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3.17sSure, they are. They came from eggs in a bird's nest, therefore they're birds.
2s"Ickso fatso."
3.45sOne-- they don't have beaks. Two-- they don't have feathers.
2.19sAnd three-- they're lizards!
0.27sYou're a lizard!
2.47sEnough bickering. I know how to settle this.
1.93s- No Kickboxing.
- Ohh.
3.67sIf anybody wants me, I'll be eating alone in the basement.
3.92sD'oh!
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5.54sNow, uh, people, there's been some confusion about our bird-sighting rules.
4.64sYou cannot count birds that you've seen at the zoo, on stamps or in dreams.
2.65sWell, I'm back to square one.
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2.6sMmm.
2.84sMy God! A pigeon!
2.32sThat's the last bird on my list.
2.77sSo long, suckers.
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2.6sExcuse me. Can you tell us what kind of birds these are?
0.55sThey hatched from eggs I found in a nest.
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3.85sGood heavens! I'm very glad you brought those in, Bart.