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5.37sThank you for transporting me from the sun to your helpless, flammable planet.
2.17sHow could a fire learn to talk?
2.57sDid you burn up a dictionary? Or a parrot?
3.09sI am a being of pure solar energy.
5sMy race inhabits the nuclear inferno of the sun's photosphere.
1.75sYou're a chatty little fire, aren't ya?
7.61sA billion years ago, I attempted to overthrow the democratically elected alderman from my district.
2.19sBut I was captured and imprisoned.
1.47sFools!
4.15sThen you arrived and provided me a means of escape.
2.03sGet to the point, flame-o.
1.94sIf I can't rule the sun,