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1.73sMom, Stewie's just a baby.
2.5sNo, he's not, Meg! He's evil.
2.5sHe shot me point-blank right on the deck of the cruise ship.
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7.51sLOIS: I would have been dead if it hadn't been for a passing merman who treated my wounds and carried me to safety.
2.04sIt sounds romantic, I know,
4.04sbut unfortunately he was kind of a reverse of what you'd expect a merman to be.
1.9sI wish to make love to you.
3.57s(CHUCKLING) Oh, no, thank you.
2.23sWhat are you talking about? I thought this was a woman's fantasy.
2.24sYeah, but this is sort of the opposite.
4.1sLike, if you had a man's body and fish legs, then it'd be different.
1.93sYeah, but then I wouldn't have a penis. Well, but...