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2.44sYou can't sing. What are you doing, Stewie?
2.8s(SOBBING) I don't even care. They don't know what they's talking about.
1.37sNext time they hear about me,
2.87sthey's gonna be, like, "We was wrong about Stewie."
1.74s'Cause I's gonna be huge.
3.27sI's gonna be bigger than every one of all y'alls.
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1.33sHey. Hey, you know what we should do, guys,
2.03s- while we're here tied up like this?
- What?
3.1sWe should come up with a totally bogus rumor about a celebrity.
1.23sAnd then when we get out of here,
1.47swe'll spread it around as much as we can.
1.33sThat sounds like fun!
1.87sActually, that does sound like fun.
1.17sWhat'd you have in mind?
2.03sUh... Okay, okay, how about this?
2.37sHey, did you guys hear about Rob Schneider?
7.87sSomebody told me he goes down to Home Depot and pays the migrant workers to go to his house and choke him while he masturbates in the shower.
2.3sI could buy that. That sounds like something he'd do.
3.04sWell, I think that's awful that Rob Schneider does that.
2.24sYeah, isn't that a disgusting, absolute fact?