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4.04sbut unfortunately he was kind of a reverse of what you'd expect a merman to be.
1.9sI wish to make love to you.
3.57s(CHUCKLING) Oh, no, thank you.
2.23sWhat are you talking about? I thought this was a woman's fantasy.
2.24sYeah, but this is sort of the opposite.
4.1sLike, if you had a man's body and fish legs, then it'd be different.
1.93sYeah, but then I wouldn't have a penis. Well, but...
2.6sSee, there you go. I just poked a huge hole in your logic.
2.94sI'm sorry, I'm... I'm just gonna have to say no.
2sMaybe I feel like you owe me a little.
1.43sAh! Damn it!
7.04s(GRUNTING) Unfortunately, I was suffering from total amnesia and had no idea who I was.
4.64sAfter wandering around for a while, I discovered I was in North Carolina,
3.17swhere I managed to get a job at a summer camp for fat kids.
2.07s
3sIt was my job to keep the children from eating each other.
2.7sHey! Hey! No. No, no, no. Spit him out!
2.67sJeffrey! Spit him out now!
3.64sAnd Mike, you spit out Timmy!