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1.97sThat is enough!
4.67sPeter, I am not gonna stand by while other people suffer at the hands of my own baby.
2.14sI brought Stewie into this world.
2.07sIt's time for me to take him out.
1.07sHow the hell are you gonna do...
2.47s(YELLING) Sorry, Dad!
2.74sThat's okay, Chris. You're a good boy following the law.
1.67sBut you, Meg, you're going to jail.
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4s(SIGHS) All right, Peter, I'm going to kill Stewie. Dinner's in the oven.
3.07sAll you have to do is turn it to 350 at about 5:15.
1.8sYeah, okay, Lois. Are you listening?
1.33sYeah. What did I just say?
2.3sTurn the oven to 350 at 5:15. I heard it!
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2.24sAll right, sir, your presidential portrait is finished.
1.07sLet me see.
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1.47sAh. Excellent.
2.64sMuch better than the one Gary Larson did.