2.54sOh, Lois, sweetheart, I'm so glad you're alive!
1.77sYou gotta tell me everything that happened.
1.73sI mean, not tonight, 'cause I got plans with the guys,
1.63sbut tomorrow night I wanna hear all about it.
1.83sPeter, didn't you hear what I said?
1.83sStewie tried to kill me!
1.73sMom, Stewie's just a baby.
2.5sNo, he's not, Meg! He's evil.
2.5sHe shot me point-blank right on the deck of the cruise ship.
0.84s
7.51sLOIS: I would have been dead if it hadn't been for a passing merman who treated my wounds and carried me to safety.
2.04sIt sounds romantic, I know,
4.04sbut unfortunately he was kind of a reverse of what you'd expect a merman to be.
1.9sI wish to make love to you.
3.57s(CHUCKLING) Oh, no, thank you.
2.23sWhat are you talking about? I thought this was a woman's fantasy.