1.13sGreetings, unwashed masses.
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1.7sThe following laws will go into effect immediately.
2.9sHenceforth, sexual intercourse is illegal.
3.54sIt is gross and disgusting and punishable by death.
3.94sOrigami keeps my hands busy and my mind off sex.
5.67sThere we go. I made a swan. Stewie's a good leader.