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7.51sLOIS: I would have been dead if it hadn't been for a passing merman who treated my wounds and carried me to safety.
2.04sIt sounds romantic, I know,
4.04sbut unfortunately he was kind of a reverse of what you'd expect a merman to be.
1.9sI wish to make love to you.
3.57s(CHUCKLING) Oh, no, thank you.
2.23sWhat are you talking about? I thought this was a woman's fantasy.
2.24sYeah, but this is sort of the opposite.
4.1sLike, if you had a man's body and fish legs, then it'd be different.
1.93sYeah, but then I wouldn't have a penis. Well, but...
2.6sSee, there you go. I just poked a huge hole in your logic.
2.94sI'm sorry, I'm... I'm just gonna have to say no.
2sMaybe I feel like you owe me a little.
1.43sAh! Damn it!
7.04s(GRUNTING) Unfortunately, I was suffering from total amnesia and had no idea who I was.
4.64sAfter wandering around for a while, I discovered I was in North Carolina,
3.17swhere I managed to get a job at a summer camp for fat kids.