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1.43sHello, gentlemen.
2.33sGreat day to be protecting freedom, wouldn't you say?
3.5sYeah, US of freakin' A. We're number one.
1.63sSpace shuttle and all that.
1.5sTerrific.
1.73sHello, Smith. How are you today?
1.27sFine, sir. What's new?
1.8sDo you know what I heard this morning?
3.24sApparently, Rob Schneider goes down to Home Depot...
3sAnd pays the migrant workers to come home and choke him while he masturbates in the shower.
1.37sYeah, he's been doing that for years.
1.3sSick bastard.
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1.4sThis is it, Brian.
3.1sMy plan for world domination is about to come to fruition.
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