3.5sYeah, US of freakin' A. We're number one.
1.63sSpace shuttle and all that.
1.5sTerrific.
1.73sHello, Smith. How are you today?
1.27sFine, sir. What's new?
1.8sDo you know what I heard this morning?
3.24sApparently, Rob Schneider goes down to Home Depot...
3sAnd pays the migrant workers to come home and choke him while he masturbates in the shower.