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2.42sFirst you'll need a declaration of war.
4.84sUh, ah ! That way, everything you do will be nice and legal.
3.47sOkay, I can use this one from the Franco-Prussian War.
4.4sI'll just change "Otto von Bismarck" to read "Bart Simpson."
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1.04sPsst !
3.84s- Grandpa, I think this guy's a little nuts.
- Oh, yeah ?
3.27sWell, General George S. Patton was a little nuts.
2.83sAnd this guy is completely out of his mind.
2.94sWe can't fail !
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2sPsst ! Pass it on !