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2.84sI thought you could help him with some kind of strategy.
3.44sStrategy. Hmm. How many men do you have ?
0.26sNone.
1.67sYou'll need more.
3.8sAnd you'll need to train them hard ! Now, let's see.
1.97sAh. Okay.
3.57sThe key to Springfield has always been Elm Street.
4.09sThe Greeks knew it. The Carthaginians knew it. Now you know it.
2.42sFirst you'll need a declaration of war.
4.84sUh, ah ! That way, everything you do will be nice and legal.
3.47sOkay, I can use this one from the Franco-Prussian War.
4.4sI'll just change "Otto von Bismarck" to read "Bart Simpson."
1.26s
1.04sPsst !
3.84s- Grandpa, I think this guy's a little nuts.
- Oh, yeah ?