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3.94s"Many of us are bitter, resentful individuals...
2.13s"who remember the good old days...
3.8s"when entertainment was bland and inoffensive.
2.55s"The following is a list of words...
3.37s"I never want to hear on television again.
2.84s"Number one: bra.
2.5s"Number two: horny.
2.64sNumber three: family jewels."
2.74s- Hi, Grandpa ! - Bart, what brings you here ?
1.93sI need some advice, Grandpa.
3.57sSee, there's this bully at school who keeps beating me up.
1.93sLet me tell you somethin', boy.
1.93sIf you don't stand up for yourself,
2.6sbullies are gonna be pickin' on you for the rest of your life.
1.77sSimpson, give me your newspaper !
0.26sWhy should I ?
2.64sI wanna do the crossword puzzle.
1.98sNo, I want to do the crossword puzzle !
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