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2.74sYou didn't expect that, did you ? And neither will he.
2.27sYou mean I should fight dirty, Dad ?
1.93sUnfortunately, son, we Simpsons...
3.1ssometimes have to bend the rules a little in order to hold our own.
2.37sSo the next time this bully thinks you're gonna throw a punch,
2.04syou throw a glob of mud in his eyes !
2.44sAnd then you sock him when he's staggerin' around blinded !
1.79sAnd there's nothing wrong...
2.27swith hitting someone when his back is turned.
2.02sAnd if you get the chance,
2.27sget him right in the family jewels.
4.44sThat little doozy's been a Simpson trademark for generations.
1.9sWhoa ! Put 'em up !
2.92sHa ! Ooh !
3.29sRemember the family jewels, son.
2.03sOh, no, boys. Not the can, please.