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2.54sWhat about you, boy ? All right, I'll sign.
0.18sAre you boys through playing war ?
3.26sYes, Mrs. Simpson.
0.18sGood. Then here's some cupcakes.
3.12sOh, boy !
2.34sLadies and gentlemen, boys and girls,
1.93scontrary to what you've just seen,
2.5swar is neither glamorous nor fun.
2.77sThere are no winners. Only losers.
6.44sThere are no good wars, with the following exceptions: The American Revolution, World War II, and the Star Wars trilogy.
3.9sIf you'd like to learn more about war, there's lots of books in your local library--
1.93smany of them with cool, gory pictures.
3.47sWell, good night, everybody. Peace, man.