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1.56sthese are For lisa's class.
1.34sIt's Mrs. Hoover's birthday.
2.6sYou know, there are names for people like you. No, there aren't.
3.5s- Teacher's pet, apple polisher, butt Kisser--
- Bart !
3.39s- You're saying "butt kisser" like it's a bad thing.
- Huh ?
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4.07sWell, you see, boy, it never hurts to grease the wheels a little.
2.87sI'm not greasing the wheels, Dad. I like my teacher.
2.27sSure, Lis. You see how it works, Bart ?
2.27sA cupcake here, a good grade there.
4sDad, I get good grades 'cause I'm smart and I pay attention and I study hard.
6.84sYeah, right, Lisa. It's the three roads to success, Bart: work, brains and hmm--
1.67sOh, brother.
2.34sUh-oh, school bus. Gotta go.
2.74sHeh-heh-heh. Doh !
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0.11sYo, Ottoman !
3.11sYo, Bartdude !
1.93sHey, can you believe it, man ?
2.74sMy sister here made a whole pile up cupcakes to butter up her teacher,
2.94sand she won't give anybody else even one measly little crumb.
2sThat's bad news, man.