3.47sOkay, I can use this one from the Franco-Prussian War.
4.4sI'll just change "Otto von Bismarck" to read "Bart Simpson."
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1.04sPsst !
3.84s- Grandpa, I think this guy's a little nuts.
- Oh, yeah ?
3.27sWell, General George S. Patton was a little nuts.