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4.07sI'm drunk, I'm grouchy, and I'm gonna eat this peanut butter.
1.03sWant to watch?
1.63sNot really, but I will.
1.1sFine.
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7.84sThis is Christopher Colobus, the brave monkey who led a band of genetically engineered primates from Earth to colonize our planet.
1.8sWait, if you guys came from Earth,
1.5swhy do you hate humans so much?
1.35sOh, please.
3.3sHumans experimented on us, chained us to organ grinders,