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2.7sWas it cruel when humans caged other primates in zoos for centuries?
2.32sWait, I know the answer to this one.
1.07sYes.
2.57sLook, we're all agreed humans are idiots.
1.7sBut these idiots are our friends.
1.3sFriends, eh?
4.15sPerhaps you wouldn't be so worried about them if you knew what they really thought of you.
2.52sIt's so great being away from everyone.
2.2sZoidberg and his awful stench.
1.33sStanky.
2sBender and his obnoxious ego.
1.37sBut... But...
1.45sAnd what about Amy?
3.34sAlways prancing around in those stupid marmoset pajamas.
1.07sHey!
1.5sYou know who I hate most?
3.12sThat monkey we haven't seen in years. Guenter.
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1.23sYou see?
2.74sObserving animals yields critical scientific data.
3.37sFor example, that you, Sparkles the marmoset,
2.02sare in fact Sparkles the human!
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3.59s(GASPS) Wild human! Wild human!
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5.72s(SCREAMS) Dr. Banjo, surely we can discuss this like recently civilized beings.