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7.84sThis is Christopher Colobus, the brave monkey who led a band of genetically engineered primates from Earth to colonize our planet.
1.8sWait, if you guys came from Earth,
1.5swhy do you hate humans so much?
1.35sOh, please.
3.3sHumans experimented on us, chained us to organ grinders,
3.1smade us ride around in ridiculous tiny vehicles.
5.04s(EXCLAIMS) (HONKING) You're still riding around in ridiculous tiny vehicles.
1.4sBy choice.
1.83sCome on, let's grab some lunch.
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2.74sIt's all-you-can-eat, so just pick off whatever looks good.
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1.97sEw! Gross!
1.97sI'm gonna use the tongs.
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5.3s(MONKEY GIBBERING) We have our own literature, music and art.