2.4sGrab some complimentary snacks and let's go!
1.42s(BOTH PANTING)
2.97s
4.07sI'm drunk, I'm grouchy, and I'm gonna eat this peanut butter.
1.03sWant to watch?
1.63sNot really, but I will.
1.1sFine.
4.76s
7.84sThis is Christopher Colobus, the brave monkey who led a band of genetically engineered primates from Earth to colonize our planet.
1.8sWait, if you guys came from Earth,
1.5swhy do you hate humans so much?
1.35sOh, please.
3.3sHumans experimented on us, chained us to organ grinders,
3.1smade us ride around in ridiculous tiny vehicles.
5.04s(EXCLAIMS) (HONKING) You're still riding around in ridiculous tiny vehicles.