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5.26sLet's write her another letter that says good-bye, but let's her feel loved.
1.43sStep aside, everyone.
2.45sSensitive love letters are my specialty.
3.6s"Dear baby, Welcome to Dumpville.
2.17sPopulation: You."
1.62sWe'll all help.
4.77s"Though I'll be inoculating babies in Kampuchea my heart is with you."
1.25sThat sucks.
2.6sHow about "Crocodiles bit off my face"?
6.34sThat's disgusting, and besides when a woman loves a man, that wouldn't matter.
2.12sI may hold you to that, Marge.
5.52s"I cannot see you for the next five years for I will be farming the ocean floor."
1.38s
4.69s"I must finish this letter quickly for I have only four minutes to live."
3.12sThree simple worlds: "I am gay."
3.19sHomer, for the last time, I am not putting that.